"Murder on the Hot Flats" will not be completed and put up by tonight. There's too many other things getting in the way (i.e. "life"--the bane of writing and gaming). Still, when it does get finished, probably by mid-week, it'll be much better than it is right now.
In the meantime, enjoy randomly creating your own custom character class for Labyrinth Lord:
Here's what I got:
It's a fairly potent class, until you discover that it saves as a Normal Man, regardless of level.
Prime Requisites: INT, STR
Members of this class must have at least 13 in one or the other prime requisite to get the 5% bonus to experience.
If both prime requisites are at least 13, members of this class will gain a 10% bonus to experience.
Members of this class may not wear any armour.
Members of this class may only use bows and axes.
Members of this class roll to attack as a dwarf, elf, fighter or halfling.
Members of this class have no restrictions on the use of magic items.
Note that, for magic armour, weapons and shields, characters can only use a magic item if they could use the normal version of that item.
Members of this class can attempt to turn the undead as if they were a cleric of 70% of their actual level. That is:
At level 5, members of this class gain the ability to fly.
Members of this class can breathe underwater.
Members of this class save as a Normal Man, regardless of their level.
At level 8, members of this class gain the special abilities of an elf (60 foot infravision, detect hidden and secret doors, immune to paralysis as from ghouls).